[*] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[*] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[*] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.


TOTAL: 5


[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[*] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[*] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[*] You just sang them to make sure.
[*] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[*] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 10


[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[*] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[*] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[*] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 13

[*] You have fallen asleep in class.
[*] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[*] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[*] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[*] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 18


[*] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[*] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[*] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[*] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[*] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 18 + 5 = ?


[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[*] You break a lot of things.
[*] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[*] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[*] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[*] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[*] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 18 + 5 + 7 = ????


NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.